By Ghost Dream

David Yarbrough never expected much from life beyond the walls of his comic book and tabletop gaming store in Seattle. At over 500 pounds with failing knees at only 36, he was content living vicariously through the high school and college kids who frequented his shop, escaping their own struggles in the pages of fantasy and sci-fi.

But when three Homeland Security agents walk through his door with an offer too wild to believe—save a dwindling alien species in exchange for unimaginable wealth—Dave is thrust into a reality stranger than any game he’s ever played.

As he navigates his new mission, Dave finds himself surrounded by stunning women, including his doctor, the brilliant and beautiful Amy Porter, her flirtatious nurse, Camilla Newton, and an array of alluring alien women eager for his attention.

But is Dave truly ready for the adventure of a lifetime? Or will his old habits, self-doubt, and the sheer weight of expectations—both figuratively and literally—crush him before he even gets started?